Seedhe Maut 101 Ringtones

Kiski galti kiske sar pe Kisse jalti kisse banti? Oh Line deri aage se tu jo To fark naii padta kiski bandi ho 101 Daaka Daala maala maal hai crew Shaakal aaya shakalaka boom Me Kaka tiki taka kaatu chu Laaya saath me bhaala yabadabadoo Bhai 101 Kaale dhabbe paale Hum pille 101 Ek se ek hai mere 100 bhes Nishana laga Feka Sharuken yuh Ken aur ryu bhare shoryuken Peeli agle din tha supersonic Haan thi lagi padhi meri show k din Scooty sawari bhi na ruki Noida se leke nizzammuddin Kehete jo maa ka hi khata tu ab aake dekh aa zara teri mmm 101 Phone dekha battery 2% hai Room kiya hotbox mara stone cold flow bole log may mei bhi thand hai Merme ghamand hai Thoda bhot zada nai Bhoka bhot kata nai Khota shauk pala nai Dhuua dhake aasmaan Dilli meri baat maan Har Safed ke yaha pe saat ranng hai Aise baate jamti nahi to door se dekh ke khush rao Dekho khali meri image nai mai acha nai Hu asli Is baat me koi bhi shaq na ho Ke hamari saari parvarish Sadak shiksha praapti me beeti BT fir na ho Jab padhae hume koi patti Fode nakki Chal ho nakki ya se oye Aaho! Aa khada ho chal Ye ra stage dikha wow wow factor Kiya fir naam, mara chaanta phenk kar Dikhe jo chor Kiye 1-2 tour ghooma 7-8 sheher, mile 1-2 actor Sar na chadhe Paisa mere zara sa ya Jane mujhe sara jaha Shaha jaha Sar dard karanama Haath maar, maradonna Mat kar pari pana Kabse keh ra hoon na Faeda kya choomke Joot jab rakh ke de sakte thoot pe Hum loop pe Chalte rahe tum bas ek hi loop pe Soche dabbe se bahar Soche ke tu kare sala bawll bhot sahi Aake khaega har tappe pe 4 Kare koi par war nai seedhe maut tera parvardigaar Yaha muh pe bolne waale kamm hain Aur zyada jo baatein kare thodi badake Aaya tha karne me maze par Niklunga unki me thodi si sadake Inn jaise pe hota apsos hai Soche dono pe boli bhi lagalein Par rehna matt galat faimi me hum Upar se koodenge ghodi bhi banake Ha tha jazbati me pehle Par Abhi nahi Abhi nahi Abhi nahi Abhi kehna jo wo kehle Baad me Me Bhool na jaau, bhaw bhi khau, na nibhau Rishte yaha theka ni liya Abhi se apne bhi ajnabi hain kuch jo bt the thode se Yaad hai aati jab hai quarter ander aisa rishte bhalei mere lawde se Me bola me pehle bhi rehta tha Touch me nahi ye bata abhi kya alag hai? Aur pehle se karra tha hustle jab Papa ko lagta tha beta nasamajh hai Hoga jo bola tha pehle se pata tha Thoda to khone ko dono pe bacha ni kuch bhi Bole ye Dolo se bolu me zoro se sick hu me Zorro se piccolo bharose bethe to jhuk beam Khaaoge Paer rakhe dono Nao pe Jalegi badi Chao me Fategi poori Gaao ki Karengenge jab ye Shaolin Usse pehle jao Laao jin Hum Ruke ni to Foul ye Kare me khelu Rowdy to Bata kata cake kaha hai Batega sabme tu leke aa Kahi aisi ni unity dekhega Gharwaalo ko pata tha chati se ladka ye Mandir me maatha nahi tekega 101 Daaka Daala maala maal hai crew Shaakal aaya shakalaka boom Me Kaka tiki taka kaatu chu Laaya saath me bhaala yabadabadoo Bhai 101

Itna roliye ab gaane sunke rona bhi ni aata (Fuck) Chup hona bhi ni aata Aisi zindagi mili jisse me khone bhi ni chahta Thodi kati thi bheje ki to wo sona bhi ni chahta Meri ghadi thi assi ki maine socha bhi ni zyada Leli pehni to pata chala ki waqt hi ne bigaada Mujhe paise se pehle se chidd hai uss hi ne ujaada Ghar aur tabhi to chhaapu me tere papa se bhi zyada Ye mare jaaye sheesh (Sheesh) Doom 3 (Doom) Hai nok nukeeli Trishool ki (Aanh) Jis din me beth jaata likhne Bas ussi din aati hai neend sukoon ki (Sab chutiye hain) Par Deti kala ni dhoka National tv pe launde dikhenge jalake jota Me tab busy tha thoda ni bola kisi ko mеne Par launde pelnе ko ready the aata bahar Ab ni lauda wo keedo chup raho Kabse ghiss raha hu Inhe pata ni tha rap kya hai tabse likh raha hu Peeche mude poora club jab me club me ghusta hu Jo kare nafrat mere lund pe baj jao Aye SA let's get it (Let's get it) Ma I made it Khaate daal bhaat saath me laal maas aur Saath aath rapper (Skkrrt) Whack ass rapper Nalle papa k paise pe koode nakaam rapper Me aur Sa jaye lekar ek ak to bata mujhe kaha kaha Hain rapper ye part time hi rapper hain Pa pa ye rapper the pataal me khelu me Sattaal me feku agatha ki novel ye khaata ni Kisi ka kisi ka kisi ka feel like a G Boss dawg ladke baat kar tameez se Invoice lakho ki 2019 se Badi baatein vada pav khaate launde feeke (Sunn) Seedhe maut ke bina kya jeewan SM matter kare sangeen Poora rap game taken liam neeson (Chee bhai cringe) Mai kabhi kabhi haste we maardu chaanta Chaunkiyo matt pehelie kaha Rap game hai tekken jin kazama (What the fuck) Kabhi kabhi bakchodi me beato ki hoti hatya Sasya! Buss kya?! Jana tujhe door par tu thaak gaya Darr gaya Ghar ja Jaa ni paya ghar kyuki Bhool gaya ghar kya Banara hai majboor si shakal kya Hatero ne sali moond li akal kya Kare poora scene seedhe maut ki nakal Aaj tootegi gend (Haan) La mere flow ka de hafta Mai karra vasooli Tu girwi rakhe apna pen Dekh agar hota mai zada kameena (Na, na) To keheta tujhe girvi rakh apni mem Jaane de gande iraado khayalo se reheta door Sher rehene ki koshish hai kar raha saaf dil par uska ganda hai den De mara 2 ghnte ka set Bangalore me ye 3 gane kare back 2 back -1 pe aur fefde check Thookdenge khoon aur moot denge, bet! Ye hai poori poori disrespect aur ego check Flow, bars, ya fir live shows, take your pick Tere saare boxes pe hai karte tick Thaam mera lund aur ispe maatha tek Mai aur SA leke chale AK Dekhe, sapere, spole, savere, andhere Bhatere, bhaynak To aa mat, khuja matt yaha jaha hum khate hai lode waha paka mat Gar calm bole "le aa" to mai lauu kayamat 'Gar calm bole "kha ja" to ni koi salamat Bar for bar aake naaple taqat Leta ni koi saans sala bin ijazat TERA BAAP SEEDHE MAUT!!!